David Shrigley

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you check your phone periodically
wait in line at baskin-robbins at 2 in the morning
your parents used to make love in the shower
it’s a thought that’s crossed your mind
soon enough someone will check your potassium though

we follow attractive men to brooklyn
are open-minded 
how many fathers would sit their sons down to watch hellboy ii
the first man to make a map is oil on canvas now
turn your brightness down, they say in unison
we are never happy enough with the stage direction
are defeated

eventually
a present from an ex-lover comes in the mail
the green steps covered in someone else’s slime
who cares, you think, who cares if i shaved off part of my eyebrow
you used to wait at the bottom of the water slide
a bloody-nosed fiend
and the boy who would draw all over your face 
nothing is open for delivery in 30 years from now

we press ourselves to the on sale mattresses
someone is always irritating someone else’s carpal tunnel
fillet every single fish
we recycle our tissues and ask for green burials

you’re sorry for the way you left 
a naked man next door is watching fantasia 2000
graphite is always being pushed into skin
you can’t afford a chiropractor right now, but no one else will step on you
eventually 
the neighborhood becomes familiar 

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